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WELCOME,
ONE AND ALL, TO THE GREATEST MEGASITE, NOT, I REPEAT, NOT, WEBSITE, IN THE
ENTIRE INTERNATIONAL POWER NETWORK ENTITY KNOWN TO ONE AND ALL AS…THE INTERNET. AT THIS SITE, YOU’LL LEARN ABOUT…WELL, UM…ACTUALLY,
ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING! BEING THE FIRST
EVER ULTIMATE MEGASITE, ULTIMATE MEGASITE CENTRAL IS HERE TO BE USED NOT AS A
WEBSITE, AND I HOPE YOU DO NOT REGARD IT AS A WEBSITE. IT IS THE ULTIMATE MEGASITE, AND I WILL MAKE
IT RISE BEYOND THE RANKS OF
FIRST OFF, YOU MAY ADDRESS ME
AS TOMMY OLIVER, PRINCE KRILLO, AGENT DALE OR K TRIPLE WWW, DX2, GENDER BENDER,
WHITE RANGER, GREEN RANGER, WHITE FALCONZORD RANGER, ZEO RANGER V, RED
LIGHTNING TURBO RANGER, OR EVEN MR. PRESIDENT OF RANGER POPS (BE SURE TO CHECK
OUT THAT SLIDE SHOW).
SECOND OF ALL, THIS SITE HAS
ONE PURPOSE AND ONE PURPOSE ONLY. ……..WHAT? ARE YOU WAITING FOR ME TO REVEAL THAT PURPOSE
TO YOU? YOU’LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE
SITE AND DECIDE FOR YOURSELF. YOU CAN
EMAIL ME AND SEE IF YOU’RE RIGHT. THIS
SITE HAS EVERYTHING, ANYTHING, AND NOTHING, DEPENDING ON WHO YOU ARE. I DON’T MAKE THIS SITE FOR ANYONE. I MAKE FOR EVERYONE. GO TO THE GUEST REQUEST SECTION TO PLACE A
REQUEST ON ANY…ANY…ANY TOPIC FOR ME TO POST ON HERE. ANYTHING…THAT DOESN’T GO
AGAINST MY WEB HOSTER’S LIMITATIONS, OF COURSE.
SO, ARE YOU READY TO FIND OUT
WHAT THIS SITE IS ALL ABOUT? YOU REALLY
CAN’T ASK ME WHAT THIS SITE’S TOPIC IS BECAUSE THAT IS EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING,
ALTHOUGH MUCH OF THE SITE IS DEDICATED TO WELL…EVERYTHING. IN ADDITION, I WILL MAKE CONSTANT CHANGES TO
SUIT THE REQUESTS OF MY LOYAL MEMBERS.
THIS SITE IS TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE, AND YOU’LL HAVE TO STICK AROUND TO
FIND OUT WHAT THIS SITE IS GOING TO EVOLVE INTO…
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE AND
ONLY…WHO ELSE? THE PRESIDENT OF KIBES™
CREATOR OF THE ULTIMATE
MEGASITE CENTRAL™ AND RANGER POPS
OWNER OF THE CRESCENT CORNER
SHOP AND PRODUCER OF THE SUPER SLIDE SHOW
CREATOR OF THE SUPER STUMPER
AND CONQUERER GAME 1, INFINITE LEGACY, THE SEMI-INTERACTIVE GAMES FROM ULTIMATE
MEGASITE CENTRAL INC.
OWNER OF THE DX2 PARLOR
RESTAURANT AND THE KINGPIN INN.
HAPPY VOYAGING!!!